Me - Why do all the pictures keep falling off the walls?
Him - Maybe because you're hanging them with packing tape?
Me - What else would I hang them with?
Him - Nails.
Me - Seriously?
We've been married for close to eighteen years and Greg still believes that at some point I'll start doing things the right way. It's nice to live with someone so hopeful. It's probably the reason I married him. I must have sensed he'd never give up on me.