I went to the library today and checked out some books and even managed to snag some free magazines at the front entrance. I always high five the kids when this happens. The latent criminal in me feels like I'm getting away with something when I grab those freebies (even if I have just paid off twenty five dollars in library fines). But it's the small things that get me through and create happiness for me.
I went to the library back in February and ended up getting yelled at by the construction crew. It seems that while I was on the phone talking to a friend (and bragging about the terrific parking spot I just got), I had unwittingly pulled into an area that was about to be paved over. I only discovered that after two construction workers came running after me with those big orange construction cones yelling and carrying on about getting off the lot. The wise guy in me wanted to tell them the cones work better when they're on the ground where they can serve as cute little devices that prevent people from freely driving to and fro, but I could tell these weren't the kind of people who would appreciate my jokes so I just pretended to be nervous and upset, which made them nervous, because if there is one thing men don't want to see, it's a grown woman cry. They changed their tone and asked nicely that I please move my vehicle.
After that embarrassment I stayed away from the library for quite some time, hence the twenty five dollars worth of fines today. Yes, it is true you can renew your books on line but I seem to be physically and mentally incapable of doing this. It's like something deep inside me craves building up fines and living on the edge, taking it to the limit, waiting for them to send notices saying the bill will go to collections if it's not taken care of and soon. That's the only point at which I get a little frightened and decide to return my books.
But no more. My books will never be returned late again. No more irresponsible behavior. I mean it. Incidentally this is the same thing I used to tell myself in college when I acted in a foolish manner on Wednesday through Saturday evenings. Never again, not me, that's all folks, you can look away because Ann Marie is done with this nonsense. Eventually that took and I did indeed stop the idiocy at college, and that is all the proof I need that I should never give up on my wonderful self. I will conquer my library issues.
By the way, I checked out a terrific book today called The Worst Hard Time and although it sounds like the author is trying to brag about how bad his life is, it's actually "the untold story of those who survived the great American dust bowl." It's an amazing book. I'm reading it and so are the kids and if you play your cards right it will be returned to the library in the next several months and you can read it.
First post down, so many more to go.
I went to the library back in February and ended up getting yelled at by the construction crew. It seems that while I was on the phone talking to a friend (and bragging about the terrific parking spot I just got), I had unwittingly pulled into an area that was about to be paved over. I only discovered that after two construction workers came running after me with those big orange construction cones yelling and carrying on about getting off the lot. The wise guy in me wanted to tell them the cones work better when they're on the ground where they can serve as cute little devices that prevent people from freely driving to and fro, but I could tell these weren't the kind of people who would appreciate my jokes so I just pretended to be nervous and upset, which made them nervous, because if there is one thing men don't want to see, it's a grown woman cry. They changed their tone and asked nicely that I please move my vehicle.
After that embarrassment I stayed away from the library for quite some time, hence the twenty five dollars worth of fines today. Yes, it is true you can renew your books on line but I seem to be physically and mentally incapable of doing this. It's like something deep inside me craves building up fines and living on the edge, taking it to the limit, waiting for them to send notices saying the bill will go to collections if it's not taken care of and soon. That's the only point at which I get a little frightened and decide to return my books.
But no more. My books will never be returned late again. No more irresponsible behavior. I mean it. Incidentally this is the same thing I used to tell myself in college when I acted in a foolish manner on Wednesday through Saturday evenings. Never again, not me, that's all folks, you can look away because Ann Marie is done with this nonsense. Eventually that took and I did indeed stop the idiocy at college, and that is all the proof I need that I should never give up on my wonderful self. I will conquer my library issues.
By the way, I checked out a terrific book today called The Worst Hard Time and although it sounds like the author is trying to brag about how bad his life is, it's actually "the untold story of those who survived the great American dust bowl." It's an amazing book. I'm reading it and so are the kids and if you play your cards right it will be returned to the library in the next several months and you can read it.
First post down, so many more to go.
9 comments:
I'm glad you settled your debt to the library....just think of it as donating to a wonderful charity that you love. The book you mentioned sounds good. Maybe I'll read it next. Hurry up with it.
Ah Tiffany, you might really win the Biggest Fan contest this month! Darn! I'll have to be quicker tomorrow.
I hope you checked out Traveling With Pomegranates. Did you?
See though, I know you too well and I bet you didn't and I bet the reason you didn't is because I keep telling you you MUST.
Tiffany, check that book out. Then AM will want to because she'll know she CAN'T at the moment which will make her only want to more.
laffffffing...
love that there is a post a day!
Terri, I was mistaken on that , I thought you bought the book and you were going to lend it to me ( and never get is back hehehehe) I will check it out for sure though.And stop telling me what to do!!!! ;)
Hello sister of mine!
so fellow fans...
how about we REQUEST topics for Ann Marie to write about?
I am fairly certain that she will not like the idea
and feel it inhibits her but thought I would suggest
it anyway...
I came up with this idea a moment ago when I saw a newsclip of Hillary Clinton and I have no idea what the
"news" was but have you seen her HAIR?!!!!!!!
I'll take topics, go ahead...really. Now I have to google the hair...
Glad to see you reading some serious history. You must have had an inspring American History teacher in high school.
I'm really slacking on my biggest fan status because I didn't make it on here yesterday, the benefit for me though is that I get to read two new posts today!! Keep 'em comin'!
Hmm...just saw this. Good idea Deb. I think we'll have to begin with the poop story. What do the rest of you think?
Hillary Clinton's hair sounds very entertaining too. .. .
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